Let's get blowed!

When I came up with this title, I thought of shoelimpy. :)


Apparently, a professor is upset with the government's monopoly on weed(not heroin), and wants to grow some of his own. He says that the government's marijuana isn't strong enough.


I wonder where Clinton got his stash? Wondering if I'm talking about Bill or George? Heh, both!!

It irks me to know that the government has been growing reefer for 35 years. My tax dollars have been contributing to this program. I don't smoke pot, but somebody is getting high off of that supply, unless of course, you ask the professor! I wonder what Chris Tucker would say about that. Oh yeah, he doesn't smoke anymore.

Bored at work?

Click on the title of this thread and see if you can beat my score of 40 seconds!

The object of the game is to keep the red square from touching anything for as long as you can. Click and hold the cursor on the red square. Also, post your times here.

What is love?

These are the lyrics to a song that I love:

VIVIAN GREEN LYRICS

"What Is Love?"

[Verse 1:]

Maybe I am foolishly in love with
Someone that is
Not exactly on the same page, that I am on
Well all my friends keep telling me stop
Walking round so blindly
But when he calls they're not around
To ever remind me

[Hook:]

Maybe this isn't love, but if it isn't love then really what is love
Maybe I don't need to know whats really love
Cause when he's around he's got me feeling some kinda way

[Verse 2:]

I guess I kind of notice he don't always act so kindly
But that doesn't stop my hunger, hunger for his heart
Why should I listen to those, who think that I should move on
Maybe what they see as drama, I see more as art

[Hook]

[Bridge:]

Cant seem to get past how he makes me feel
May not be love but it feels so real
Can't go with what they say must follow my heart
But now is that even being to to me
Maybe I'm happy, truly content
Maybe this is as good as it gets
Do I have faith in my confidence
Or an I just thinking all hopelessly

[Hook]



This is a topic that I realized while listening to this song today, I haven't truly explored in quite some time. On one hand, I know what love is. Its what is written in the bible. Sure, that doesn't sound sexy or inspiring to some, but it provides the framework for recognizing love. But on the other hand, I'm not quite sure. I used to feel that love is like the human muscular system: voluntary and involuntary. There are parts that we can consciously control, and there are parts that just flow without our knowledge. I think that its hard to define because all parts of love can be shared with people we know very well, people we know casually, and sometimes complete strangers.

Have you ever met someone you hardly knew, but there was an instant chemistry or electricity that just didn't seem to make sense, but you knew that it was there? Do you wonder what it would take to harness that energy to be used at your own disposal instead of it popping up randomly like free money? Do you wonder how someone can say they love a child, but yet harm them?

You then ask, is it really love? And if it isn't love, what is that feeling, and why can't I choose it? Why can't I control it? Why is my definition different from his, hers, and yours?

What does commitment have to do with love? What does love have to do with commitment? I thought I knew a lot, but I'm finding out that perspective is a mutha-shut yo mouth. Perception is more reality than reality is perception. Makes sense?

Gummy candy

My secret Santa at work has been showering me with gummy candy! I love gummy candy like Whitney Houston likes bud, or like Terrel Owens likes attention! One of my friends has a thread on her blog talking about ways to seduce her. I am definitely seduced with gummy candy. You can tie it on a string, and I would probably carry you across the Sahara on my back chasing that gummy candy(or I could simply knock you off, take the candy and run!). Oh how I love gummy candy. I'm thinking of building a shrine to commemorate the essence of gumminess. Remember the cartoon Gummy bears? Remember the song?

Gummy Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere


Er, something like that. I can't remember the lyrics and don't feel like googling for them.

When I say Gummy, you say bears!

Gummy!



Gummy!



Why are you simply staring at the screen? You're just jealous because you don't have a gummy fetish like I do. Many are called, but few are chosen.


And that is my gummy rant for the day.

Don't know what planet YOU live on . . .

But Tookie was put to death this morning. The 12th person California has executed since the 70's. Why does Texas have so many more executions? Just wondering.

Richard Pryor

May he rest in peace.

Real Christmas

Strawberry Fields Forever

People came from far and near to commemorate the anniversary of John Lennon's death at a place dubbed Strawberry Field after the famed Beatles song. In case you didn't know, that John Lennon was a pretty talented guy as well as socially conscious. He said some things in the past regarding spirituality that ticked some folks off, but he was an otherwise good guy trying to do the right thing. May he rest in peace.

Hottest Spot on the Web

Once again, if you came here looking for porn, this is not the place. The hottest website going right now is a website that features random people getting into all kinds of ill crap(like how I brought that word back?). There are fights between guys, girls, and just whatever. If you're at work, turn down the volume because most of these fights have sound. Despite its violent nature, it can be quite engrossing. I guess I have become very desensitized. The price of living in America, blaming the media for my actions!!!

More Jokes

Thibodeaux is up fishing in the bayou, off-season. On his way back, the local game warden lit up his boat with a spotlight.

"Hey, Thibodeaux! You ain't been fishin' up in dat Bayou, has you?"

"No suh, Mr. Game Warden, I ain't been fishin'," replied Thibodeaux.

"Well, den," continued the warden, "What you got dere it dat coolah?"

Thibodeaux say, "Fish. But I ain't cotched 'em. Dey's my PET fish."

The warden say, "Now, Thibodeaux, you KNOW dey ain't NO such thing as no pet fish."

Thibodeaux replied, "Why sho' dey is! I gots a little fish pond roun' back de shack, and when Billybob, Katie, Boudreax and de res' get's lonely for dey frien's up in de bayou, I takes up up dere and let's 'em play. Den I jes' whistle's for 'em and dey jumps RIGHT back in de cooler, and I takes 'em home!"

"Now, Thibodeaux," said the warden, "You know dey ain't NO way I'm believin' dat story."

"Why, it's sho' nuff true!" exclaimed Thibodeaux. "You watch! I let 'em go, and den calls 'em back afta awhile, and you see!"

He proceeded to let each fish gently down into the water, and waited awhile.

After about ten minutes, the warden got impatient.

"Thibodeaux!", he cried, "When you gonna call back dem Fish?"

"What fish?" asked Thibodeaux.

Reincarnation

Wait, wait wait! Before you leave, you must read this one! Its not about the Hindu belief, or whatever belief system that believes in reincarnation. Its about the passing on of genes to our offspring. Its about innate chromosomes that foster characteristics that can't be taught. Its about my two year old son again. Remember when I wrote about him locking my wife outside of the house? Well the ham is oinking it up again. We're sitting in church on communion Sunday waiting for the bread and grape juice, and I'm holding my two year old in my arms. He turns towards a lady and smiles as her. He then begins to look away, and then smile at her again. Of course I'm trying to keep him still, but he has an agenda that he did not disclose to me at any given time. While smiling and playing with the lady, he tells her "Hey". He says this two times, and then says, "Hello". That is what kids do when they are bored, right? Not him. He then says hello again, and asks her "How are you?" And then he says, "I'm fine mamma." I was outdone. This two year old boy was actively flirting with this lady. Should I have been upset? Should I have yanked him in a fashion that Nanny 911 would have been upset with me? Neither. I apologized to the lady and moved. My son is already blessed with the lady killer looks, and apparently he has inherited something else from his daddy: game. Now don't click on the comments to spew your hate. Its only because he hasn't had an opportunity to hypnotize you. He might as well since I haven't used it since before I got married. My son, future player, future pimp. But he will do that with his education, though. Nothing less than that.

No Title

I'm sure that you can decipher which picture is before, and which is after. This is the high school that I attended in New Orleans. It is a prestigious high school for boys, and it makes me sad to see it. So many young men have been displaced due to Hurricane Katrina. Here is the website

Here is the link.

Check it out and give today.

Overrated

I'm sorry, I just don't get it. This chic is so "not hot" that I am going out of my mind trying to understand the buzz. Hollywood is loaded with attractive people, so why does it seem that Ms. Hilton is considered to be one of the most beautiful? She's not! Somebody needs to feed her some biscuits and gravy, and fix her face. She looks like Roseanne Barr on Dick Gregory! Just my opinion.

Holiday Songs

I usually prefer to post original material, but I have to borrow some comments made by J. Anthony Brown regarding Christmas songs. He said that there are enough Christmas songs, and artists need to stop recording new ones because they don't "take". I agree because it seems that every single artist and/or group records a Christmas album. There are only so many ways a hall can be decked, and bells can be jingled. The current classics are plenty IMO. The last original Christmas song that was good was Boyz II Men and Brian McKnight's "Let It Snow". Artists please, stop the Christmas albums. Nothing will eve top the Jackson 5 album anyway! Let it go!!!

Burying the Hatchet

Oprah and Dave ended their feud. Naomi and Tyra ended their feud. Is this going to become a trend? Will Bush end his feud with Saddam? Will the Commodores end their feud with Lionel? There is something magical or spiritual(depending upon your beliefs) about the holidays that seems to make people remember what is most important in life. I really enjoyed the conversation between Oprah and Letterman, and loved the fact that they appeared to be sincere in their efforts. If you are feuding with someone, be the bigger person and initiate a reconciliation today. Life is too short to hold on to a grudge, and holding one can contribute to unhealthy conditions. I have not been talking my own father for a few months, but we talked last night, and it was the coolest thing. As I'm writing, I don't even know why I was being so petty, but I strive to be the bigger person as much as I can. This time, he was as he called me first. Since I hate being the smaller person, I am re-comitting myself to trying to always do what is right because I usually know when I'm making such a choice. Join me and do the same.

I thought this was a funny list.

THOUGHTS ON LIFE

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. But on the other hand, you have different fingers....
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last....thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand...
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some are just out of film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak

You can't make me clean up your crap!

When I first heard about this, it made me forget what my two year old had done recently. The janitors in Houston have formed a labor union. WTH! As you can see from the story, they make little or nothing as it is, so now they are going to request more money to change toilet paper and empty out my trash? You do realize that most companies will not take on a pay increase, so that leaves employees with the responsibility of cleaning out their own trash, refilling the toilet paper, mopping the break room. WTH! I didn't go to college to do that stuff! Its bad enough being a male and always being asked to help move stuff around the job. Now they are going to want me to clean up too? I clean up at my house, and keep my office straightened at my leisure. I'm not washing any windows nor am I cutting anyone's grass. And I'm definitely not cleaning up anybody's crap. What's next, a labor union for panhandlers? What about the undocumented? How about a labor union for students who don't want too much homework? Only in America.