New Meme

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I would name a certain president, but I don't want the CIA investigating my blog, so I will blow up Bin Laden for the reward money.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Whoever wrote that song "Chicken Noodle Soup".

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Er, some of my students' parents. No wonder they aren't being successful.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Chuck E.


5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

French Bread, Fried hot sausage, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes.


6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie (porn counts) celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Aria Giovanni

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick? Rosalyn Sanchez!



8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Towards a bill.



9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Can I give it to someone else? I’d rather be here without some ppl than go some where else.




10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do? Well whoever I gave my ticket to now has the money. Pass the blessing!



11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?

Well I quit, but since God asks to to start again, I'd have to say Guiness.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

First, I would not take that drug he offered me. Secondly, I'd call the police to have him committed.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No realityTVv shall ever be played on my island.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

Its an Idiot Intervention show where we ride around in aWinnebagoo picking up idiots and helping them use their brain. We'd start on Pennsylvania Ave.


15. What is your favorite curse word?

Damn.


16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Leave


17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.So what's the item?

I started to get sappy and say a family photo, but my Stevie Wonder collection would come first.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

I can't say here.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

The ability to stop and start time like in that movie "Click".

Imagine fast forwarding through boring conversations, skipping traffic, being first in line to buy those concert tickets. The possibilities are endless!


20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

The one where I chose Social Work instead of music.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? (the answer "nothing" doesn't count)
I can't say here.


22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now? Canada or Mexico I’m not going to far from the good ole U. S. of A considering the worlds view on us right now.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be? The one that will have me.


24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"? Mine and scare the crap out of my kids.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Black Michael Jackson

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My great-grandmother


27. What's your theme song? Night Train by Public Enemy

Borrowed from Stephaine!

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