Catholics want to team up with Michael Jackson

Hmm. Should I send my resume over to the Vatican? I mean, I have no PR experience, but what I do know about the Catholic Church and Michael Jackson would lead me to never bring the two together.

I would like to start a revolution because the idiots are taking over the world. Its true, and its everywhere. How did we smart people allow this to happen? We're like kindergarten teachers who leave the room while sharp scissors are laying on the kids' desks! This article blew me freakin' away!

Viva la revolucion!!!!